The Essays: 2008 page


Sept. 21, 2008: Privatize Profits, Socialize Losses

It is characteristic of capitalist dictatorships (e.g. Tojo's Japan, Hitler's Germany, Mussolini's Italy, Pinochet's Chile) that they destroy the Communist parties in their countries and any country they occupy. This is soundly pragmatic because Communists are whistleblowers par excellence when it comes to Capitalist hypocrisy. Perhaps, the three greatest Capitalist hypocrisies are imperialist wars justified by lies, human rights violations justified by dangers to public safety, and bailouts of the richest capitalists justified by their essentiality to the economy. It should be remembered that the Cold War, which probably cost $200 trillion, was fought because the Soviet Union did not recognize the primacy of the Capitalist "Free Market" and yet, at this very moment, the US is ditching this same concept when it is in the interest of its biggest Capitalists to do so. The US' anti-Communism is thus not driven by a defense of "Free Market Capitalism", but rather by the need of a kleptocracy to eliminate its critics. Klaus Stuttmann, has captured the irony in this massive hypocrisy in a cartoon.
To see it Click here.


Sept. 8: Medvedev on NATO

Russia kicked the US and Israeli-trained and equipped Georgian forces out of South Ossetia on August 8th after they destroyed the province's capitol on August 7th. Subsequently, on August 26th, Russia recognized the independence of S. Ossetia and Abkhazia. This first post-Soviet assertion of Russian power opened a new chapter in US-Russian relations with NATO on the front line, again. Medvedev took the occasion of a Kremlin meeting with his representative to NATO to make a statement about NATO. It was captured on a 59 second video clip.
To watch it Click here.


Sept. 8: NATO Part 1

The key statement in Medvedev's video above is, "When we are surrounded on all sides and all kinds of countries are drawn into NATO and we are told, don't worry, then that is a problem. Seriously." Are "all kinds of countries" being drawn into NATO? I've constructed an animation showing NATO's growth from 1949 to the present.
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Sept. 8: NATO Part 2

More background information on NATO.
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Sept. 8: NATO Part 3

On May 8, 2003, the US Senate voted to approve the addition of seven states to NATO: Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Slovenia, Slovakia, Bulgaria and Romania. The NY Times reported the unanimous vote in favor. No senator was indelicate enough to recall that the last four of the named states were allied with Nazi Germany during World War 2. The wording of the resolution asks NATO to consider suspending "members that no longer adhere to democratic principles." With the US and its coalition having just invaded Iraq on a fabricated excuse, this hypoocrisy is particularly blatant.
To read the Times report Click here.


Sept. 4: Putin-Bush Deal In The Works?

The Russian news service, Novosti, yesterday reported that two Estonian farms are declaring their independence from Estonia. Their leader is quoted as saying, "We no longer want to live in bourgeois Estonia... with raging unemployment and corruption, and where everything depends on NATO and the Americans." What they didn't report is even more interesting, especially given the McCain campaign's vice-presidential problem.

Read the inside scoop of what Putin offered Bush by Clicking here.


August 16: The Early History of Television: The Nipkow Disk

The US, acting its favored role of the psychopath, is doing its best to precipitate WW3 and the Ironical Chronicle is writing about the early experiments with television. Go figure!

You can find out a lot about this fascinating history (before it's too late) by clicking here.


August 5: Remembering Hiroshima

Today, the German Party of the Left published a call for nuclear disarmament. I expressed my disagreement with their recommendation in a letter to a friend.

You can read my translation of the Party of the Left's press release and my "Letter to a friend" by clicking here.


August 4: A Propaganda Archaeological Find

On July 18th, The Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung, the German equivalent of the New York Times, reported on the resurfacing of a long-lost, unpublished short story by German author Hans Fallada and dated August 7, 1941. In the story several people tell what they miss the most as the result of war-time shortages. The story is interesting on at least two levels: its value as a historical document and whether or not it is propaganda. In the course of researching background material for the story some interesting information turned up.

You can read my translation of the story and the background information by clicking here.


July 14: Splitting Hairs

On July 13th, Frank Rich broke through one glass ceiling at the NY Times, the one that prohibits calling the upper echelon of the Bush regime war criminals. He names names and even hints that some of these criminals might wind up in the dock, which, in my opinion, is pure wishful thinking. In fact, Rich implicitly accepts the regime's core propaganda theme, that it is "fighting terrorism." I explore this theme in this essay and draw some logical conclusions from it.

Read the two essays by clicking here.


July 8: US Elections As Rituals

On July 6th, Frank Rich published an excellent critique of the banality of the current US presidential election. At about the same time I had been working on a cartoon which said essentially the same thing, but carried the theme a bit further. In my commentary which accompanies the cartoon, I develop the theme to the conclusion that US presidential elections have become rituals, the purpose of which is to create a patriotic population available to the state for its purposes, the most extreme of which is the waging of war.

See the cartoon and read the two essays by clicking here.


July 5: Still Shilling For Bush

Suicide attacks against the enemy have long been a strategy of a people faced with a highly unfavorable balance of forces and yet unwilling to surrender. This would ordinarily be considered the ultimate heroism, but to the propaganda apparatus of the stronger side, where victory takes precedence over objectivity and no virtue can ever be attributed to the enemy's forces, a different interpretation is required.

True to its role in the service of the state, the NY Times decided to initiate a propaganda attack against the suicide bombers of the Iraqi resistance. Its strategy was conditioned by the additional requirement that the war in Iraq be kept out of the US presidential election campaign. Mindful of this, the Times decided to interpret suicide bombings as a sign of the desperation of the Iraqi resistance and thus signaling the imminent victory of the US aggression against that country.

This will presumably be interpreted by the certifiably patriotic candidates as a signal not to undermine this critical phase of the subjugation of Iraq by something as trivial as making it a subject of democratic debate.

Read my satirical comments by clicking here.


June 14: Paradigm Damage Control

The"weapons of mass destruction" lie is now the equivalent of a deteriorating cubic yard of manure on the White House lawn. The Bush regime, its mass media cohorts, and its long list of client states are successfully busy ignoring it. But the war the lie was meant to justify has not gone away and is definitely not ignorable. The fall-back rationale is the traditional one for imperialist states, "We do it for their own good!" Unfortunately, Bush's repeated use of this traditional imperialist rationale for the US invasion of Iraq is threatening the very paradigm upon which it rests, the superiority of US institutions. For the US propaganda establishment, the preservation of this resource is critical. In the face of its deterioration, the US elites are taking steps for both its long-term restoration and short-term damage control. These are, in the context of the quadrennial electoral pageant, a pseudo regime change led by a half-black man, a judicial decision not helpful to the US concentration camp in Guantanamo, and an essay in the NY Times explicitly dedicated to refurbishing the "American Exceptionalism" paradigm. Read my comments on the latter by clicking here.


June 11: Still Spinning For Bush

The NY Times has a secret crush on him, but with internationally hated, lame-duck Bush on million dollar round-the-world junkets, the Times, and the State Department, is faced with the problem of spinning away the virtual ignoration of the leader of the Free World. Fortuitously, we have the Times' spun article on Bush's June 10th visit to Berlin and the German Left party's commentary on the same event. Read them side by side by clicking here.


May 25: Resolving Frank Rich's Dilemma

Frank Rich, the NY Times' OP-ED columnist and critic, just saw the recently opened revival of the 1949 hit play South Pacific and described his reaction to it in his column. It disturbed him that the otherwise likable principle character, US Navy nurse Nellie Forbush, is a racist. This apparently did not disturb the Times nor the mostly white persons who saw the play in 1949. Rich glosses over the dilemma, but its ramifications are important enough that it was worth an essay in the Ironical Chronicle. Read it by clicking here.


April 15: The Times Spills The Beans

While the Congress gives war criminals like Bush and Wall Street swindlers a free pass, it sticks it to the rest of us. By now this is obvious to everyone but the US media, who are paid to treat this as top secret information. Surprisingly, there was a security leak in the NY Times today. In one paragraph they included a statement from a law firm specializing in bankruptcy law from which one could reasonably conclude that the US is not a democracy. Since the NYT is the Government's "Newspaper of Record" and the US government uses Democracy the way the Third Reich used Master Race theory, namely as a rationalization for world domination, this is quite surprising. Read about it by clicking here.


April 2: Der Rosenkavalier

You might wonder what a 1910 comic opera by Richard Strauss set in Vienna in the 1740's has to do with the solemn American procedure for choosing a president. Well, a columnist for the NY Times has discovered that the former is a metaphor for the latter. Read her column and my commentary by clicking here.


March 17: A Leap Into The Dark

January 30th was the 75th anniversary of Hitler's appointment to the Chancellorship of Germany. The German newsmagazine Spiegel posted a 5˝ minute film clip of the political machinations which preceded Hitler's appointment. The narrative account, through omission, distorts the history, but it, along with some of the video, is still interesting. I have supplied English subtitles to make the clip understandable to non-German speakers. Access it by clicking here.


March 4: Hillary, Lost at Sea?

On February 22nd, The New Yorker magazine published a video that featured the artist-illustrator Steve Brodner's theory that Hillary Clinton's campaign for the Democratic nomination for president could be divided into three phases. In the first two phases he compared her to Admirals John Paul Jones and Chester W. Nimitz, respectively. In the third phase he compared her campaign to the Titanic.
My comments on this analysis and two versions of the video can be accessed by clicking here.


February 10: Weimar, A commentary

On January 24th, The London Review of Books published an essay by the Marxist historian Eric Hobsbawm on his personal experience of the Weimar Republic. It was interesting reading but, to my surprise, I found there was a lot that Hobsbawm left out. In my commentary I added things that I thought he should have included.
Read it by clicking here.


February 4: Better Luck On The Second Try

Apparently realizing how bad its article of January 30 commemorating the 75th anniversary of Hitler's appointment as chancellor was, the Times let British Third Reich historian Ian Kershaw make a second attempt. The result is a big improvement, but Kershaw has his limitations too.
Read about it by clicking here.


February 2: Manufactured Bipartisanship

Glen Greenwald, in a column in Salon.com published on January 30, 2008, describes what the oft-used word "bipartisanship" really means in US politics. A minor reinterpretation of his analysis suggests a mechanism for running a capitalist one-party state under the guise of a constitutional democracy, a sort of Madison Avenue Totalitarianism Light®.
Read about it by clicking here.


January 30: Missing The Point, Spectacularly

Today is the 75th anniversary of Hitler's appointment as Chancellor of Germany. This is the event which determined the history of the remainder of the 20th century and probably forever. By any measure, the most significant event to flow from it was the catastrophe of the second World War. This event, in fact, was the initiator of a whole series of catastrophes. The physical violence unleashed in WW2 made it necessary to introduce the term megaton and for the first time in history civilian populations in cities were made primary targets for destruction, either by tens of thousands of conventional bombs from hundreds of airplanes or one nuclear bomb from one airplane. Overnight, capitalist democracies were legally converted into dictatorships, the better to ready them for the coming combat.
The NY Times had to recognize the anniversary, but its perspective, given the seriousness of the event, is surprisingly parochial. It's as if, for them, the other catastrophes didn't matter and, if we can avoid another Jewish Holocaust, World War 3 will be just fine, thank you.
Read about it by clicking here.


January 23: Hamas Blows Up the Gaza Wall

Israel, in the current phase of its attempt to emulate the European theft of America from the American Indians, is attempting to starve the walled-in Palestinians in Gaza into submission. The reaction of the US elites to this Zionist wall and the break in it is instructive.
Read about it by clicking here.


January 8: A Chance For Some Real Money

The NY Times today reports that the Maryland city of Baltimore is suing the Wells Fargo Bank for additional municipal costs and loss of revenue caused by the mortgage foreclosures which are part of the, by now notorious, subprime loan crisis. The Ironical Chronicle, ever desirous of assisting the states, has a suggestion for their fifty governors.
Read about it by clicking here.